As I was reading the Cards of Thanks on the obituary page this morning, I came across this piece of wonderment...
(NOTE: The deceased's surname has been changed to "John Doe")
DOE - "The family of the late John Doe would like to extend a very heart felt thank-you to everyone who has expressed their sympathy through cards, flowers, donations, and especially all the kind words, open arms, thoughts and prayers.
John will be sadly missed by all his friends and family. His patience and eye for laying tile and his extensive knowledge of satellite dishes will be an obvious void in the lives of his family and friends... A memorial mass will be held in honour of John on Saturday, April 26th at 7pm, at..."
Laying tile? Extensive knowledge of satellite dishes? WTH? I'm thinking John might have had a talent for hacking satellite signals :^)
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