LADIES:
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
REAL WOMEN:
If you over-salt a dish while you're cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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LADIES:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow at the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
REAL WOMEN:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You're probably sitting your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
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LADIES:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
REAL WOMEN:
Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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LADIES:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
REAL WOMEN:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares!
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LADIES:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.
REAL WOMEN:
Go to the bakery...they'll even decorate the son of a b*tch for you.
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LADIES:
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
REAL WOMEN:
Sara Lee frozen freakin' pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so I don't do it.
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LADIES:
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
REAL WOMEN:
Go ask the very hot neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip....
LADIES:
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
REAL WOMEN:
Leftover wine??
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11 comments:
OMG - too funny!
I am guessing now, that I am a "real woman" and can forget about trying to be a "lady"
Thanks Medusa, for giving me a good laugh this morning. I may have to pass this along to a few of my friends. Too Funny!
MJR! The tips sure made me laugh, so I just had to pass them on.
Delighted to have given you a good laugh this morning.
PS I'm a Real Woman, too :^)
I have heard of left over whine, but never left over wine!
ROFL, Truth!
{{{Medusa}} Great blog post! lmao! Thanks for helping get the weekend started off on the right note!
I don't know if I should be admitting this but ... the potato trick really does work. :D
As for # last.. Amen!
Is it possible to be a lady and a real woman too??
I've done ALL of these at one time or another.... :)
Bama Said: "Is it possible to be a lady and a real woman too??
I've done ALL of these at one time or another.... :)"
Than I say yes. Definitely proven possible.
LOL, Bama!
The day I freeze leftover wine into ice cubes, I hope someone puts me out of my misery.
Unless you are making wine pops for a stealthy summer treat...
lol...real women unite!! loved it..
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