I guess Heidi decided to take a trip down memory lane today while her lawyer was bustin' his chops in Court on her behalf.
Today, a new panorama of before-and-after pics of Kimmer (Heidi Diaz) appeared on her website, after the sudden disappearance of her former pics yesterday.
Can't you just picture Heidi, sitting on the floor, going through stacks and stacks of old photos, trying to forget the SNATT that's about to hit the fan in the lawsuit? And lo and behold, she stumbles upon this old photo of herself...
Suddenly an idea comes to her: I'm gonna put that up on my website to show people that I once weighed 180 lbs.
Well, Heidi, I gotta tell ya...that's a good picture of you...really. Trouble is, it was taken when you were about 18 years old. Honey, the dew is now off the rose and I hate to break this to you but even if you manage to drop to 180 pounds you ain't ever gonna look like that again.
And that's a lovely nightgown you're wearing....stunning decolletage. However, I do question your judgment in putting up a photo of yourself wearing only a freakin' nightgown with your "girls" on full display for all the world to see. Surely to God you have another picture of yourself where you're actually wearing clothes. BTW, did an old boyfriend take that photo?
I can see now why you tried to pass off the picture of Lesya, the Russian bride, on your website as your "after" photo.
Let's have another little look at Lesya again and do a comparison...
Wow! Like, I can totally see now why you picked Lesya as your fake after pic. You looked quite a bit like her when you were a teenager...about 30 years ago.
Aging's a bitch, ain't it, Heidi?
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Is that a little pregnancy belly I see there? Could this be Dennis' baby pic?
Nah ... I don't even think it is her, Medusa.
BTW, thanks for the nice comment on my blog. I have a long way to go to catch you!
Prudentia! Great to hear from you!
And you're so welcome. My pleasure. Your blog is always a masterpiece of writing.
I really do think that is a real picture of Heidi. I enlarged it on my computer and studied it for a long time, and came to the conclusion that it was her.
But what the hell is with the nightgown? Jesus Murphy!
The passing years have lengthened her neck!
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Her photoshopped pictures are so distorted, who really knows what Heidi looks like today? Except maybe the deposition shot.
I think it's probably her too - from Waaayyyyyyyy back!
But, for her to put that up as if she were 180 pounds recently.... just goes to show how crazy and deranged she really is.
no way is that Heidi. Somebody please a face-only overlay, matching size. Ok? And then do an overlay of just the forearm area, elbow to wrist. It's not Heidi.
no way is that Heidi. Somebody please a face-only overlay, matching size. Ok? And then do an overlay of just the forearm area, elbow to wrist. It's not Heidi.
Yucky, ya wanna arm wrestle?
It's her...no doubt about it.
Meet ya at Martina Martini's bar. It's on!!!
Sorry, Medusa ... I have to join ranks with Yucky on this one. No way that's her. The way the nose blends up into the eyebrows - looks more like Red Dress Kimmer than Heidi.
Hey, maybe that's it! Maybe she going to try to convince us that Red Dress Kimmer is really her after all! LOL
Prudentia, because Heidi has alopecia, I believe she does not have eyebrows or eyelashes. In every photo, her bangs cover her "eyebrows."
Check out her deposition picture. Her eyebrows under her bangs appear to be "pencilled in."
No doubt in my mind it's her.
Martinis are for gurlz. Tell ya what, if you're wrong, you buy us all a beer. If you're right, we'll buy you a martini. Question is -- where is that bar? We're gonna find out. Where do you wanna bet it's located? Name the city. We already know the state.
Yucky...
If I'm wrong, I'll buy you and the boys a two-four of Corona beer, that delish Mexican beer. Up here, a "two-four" is, like, a case of 24 cans, eh?
I know you & the boys like Labatt's Canadian beer, but I think a Corona would be more appropriate. Doncha think?
You're on. We're flying out today to find that bar & won't be back until we do. Even if we have to drink all the beer in [blank] California.
I swear I've seen that picture before. I think, whether or not its Hidey, she's recycling.
P.S. and all the wives said to tell you that cleavage is at LEAST 26 years old.
WE are not allowed to have an opinion on the subject of cleavage.
Yucky, that cleavage comment killed me. ROFLMAO!
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