Since my post earlier today, not one mole applicant has responded. I'm crushed.
Here is the link to my original post:
MOLE WANTED ~~ NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY !!!
So, in an effort to elicit at least one response, I have lowered the job qualifications.
The revised qualifications are as follows:
So, in an effort to elicit at least one response, I have lowered the job qualifications.
The revised qualifications are as follows:
Job Qualifications
NO education is required
NO foreign language proficiency, but double-talk is a plus
NO interpersonal skills
NO solid writing ability
A strong interest in safe dieting is necessary
Maximum age for entry is 110
Any citizenship is allowed, including aliens from outer space
Applicants DO NOT have to successfully complete a medical examination, polygraph interview or an extensive background investigation
Maximum age for entry is 110
Any citizenship is allowed, including aliens from outer space
Applicants DO NOT have to successfully complete a medical examination, polygraph interview or an extensive background investigation
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Hopefully the revised job qualifications will broaden the scope for would-be applicants.
Please, don't all apply at the same time because my ISP will implode.
Looking forward to the deluge of applicants.
Good luck to everyone. May the best woman/man/alien win the job!
UPDATE!!!
Thanks to everyone who has contacted me re the MOLE position!
A few of you have left me Anonymous comments offering your assistance, but I am unable to respond to you because I don't have your e-mail addresses.
So please send me another Anonymous comment with your e-mail address and I'll be in touch with you right away.
Your e-mail address will be kept strictly confidential.
Thanks so much!
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You're a nut!
OYB - Kimorexia Blog
Friends don't let friends do the Kimkins Diet!
OYB! Ha!
What kind of nut? Brazil, almond, macadamia?
As long as it's low-carb, I'll take it :^)
Macadamia, dahlin!
Considering the Kimkins diet? Read this first: Kimkins Diet Scam Update.
Macadamia, yum. The best low-carb nut around. I'm flattered. :^)
OYB, thanks for spreading the word about the deadly Kimkins diet. Really appreciate all your hard work.
Keep your eye on the prize. You're rapidly gaining ground :^)
exactly what kind of mole do you need?
we know TT isn't a mole cause if she was a Kimkins.com and Kimmer mole Kimmer would not have outed her with her post in the commnet section about TT being Kimmer right hand still.
2Big, I need a cagey mole to ferret out information on the Kimkins website.
Moles, ferrets...love those little critters.
And I think I've hit pay dirt with one of my applicants :^)
UPDATE!!!
Thanks to everyone who has contacted me re the MOLE position!
A few of you have left me Anonymous comments offering your assistance, but I am unable to respond to you because I don't have your e-mail addresses.
So please send me another Anonymous comment with your e-mail address and I'll be in touch with you right away.
Your e-mail address will be kept strictly confidential.
Thanks so much!
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