In two recent blog posts, I put out an APB for a mole to do some digging for me at the Kimkins website (Heidi's fold).
You can find those blog posts here:
MOLE WANTED ~~ NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY !!! and
WHAT ??? NO MOLE APPLICANTS YET? SAY IT AIN'T SO ...
Quite a few applicants were "hired" and are relaying important information to me from inside Heidi's fold.
However, one of the mole prospects who contacted me, pledging to do some serious digging, immediately set off alarm bells for me. And what that particular mole did not realize is that I knew from the outset that he/she was a double-agent, working for Heidi Diaz/Kimmer.
So with me feeding this mole erroneous information, the mole advised me that he/she would begin searching for that erroneous information provided by me.
And now the two of us are in the midst of an elaborate game of cat-and-mouse, dancing on the edge and weaving our devious deceits.
So, Heidi, I just wanted you to know that two can play this game and that your attempt to thwart my mission was so thinly veiled it was laughable. You see, I have had personal experience in the "spy game" and though you may think you are clever and cagey, you've just met your match, honey.
To my legitimate moles who are currently working on my behalf behind the scenes, thank you so much.
If anyone else would like to sign up as a Kimkins mole, please send me an e-mail to medusa_blog@hotmail.com. I assure you that all responses will be held strictly confidential.
And to my double-agent mole, this is my message to you:
I SAW WHAT YOU DID AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE...
LINKS TO PICTURES:
http://www.amazon.com/Spy-Who-Came-Cold/dp/6301105915
http://www.answers.com/topic/i-saw-what-you-did-1?cat=entertainment
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I am NOT a spy! How DARE you accuse me! So what if I wear a trenchcoat, it's fashionable. Ok so it's not fashionable right NOW but it will be. Just you wait and see. But just because I wear a trench coat and just because I have a whole section in my closet devoted entirely to trenchcoats and trenchcoat accessories that doesn't mean I'm a spy. So what if I have a phone in my shoe. You're just jealous because you don't have one. And so what if I carry a briefcase and have a miniature camera concealed in my pinky ring and carry around large sums of sugar cookies.That doesn't prove anything.
Salad barbie...I'm sorry you were "outed." Do you feel like Valerie Plame?
You're right...I do envy you all those spy accoutrements (shoe phone, miniature camera, etc.) but I have a few tricks up my sleeve as well. And I'm not going to blab about them, like you.
Now, about those trenchcoats. I must say they're very fashionable and spy-like but you constantly give youself away by wearing those big old logging boots, dungarees, that "Catcher-in-the-Rye" hat with ear flaps, and that red plaid shirt with the tail hanging out. That's just not fashionable or espionage-friendly.
Besides that, your incessant twirling of the arsenic-tipped umbrella and your face being constantly smeared with sugar-cookie crumbs are dead giveaways.
Sorry, dear, your spy days are finis. I'll miss you in the trenches :^)
Double agents! What FUN! :)
v0xhumana! Great to hear from you. Always enjoy your comments on LCF.
Double agents, counter agents...we're running the whole gamut in this spy game. It IS such fun. Hard to sort the wheat from the chaff sometimes, though. That's when Google and a host of inside sources are your friends :^)
oooh how did you find out about my umbrella?!
Hmmmm... what torture is still legal in this country for double agents???? Hmmmm..... Chinese diet coke torture? Stale sugar cookies?
OYB
Stop the fraud! Kimkins members may join the Kimkins lawsuit. Here is a video that explains how easy it is to join the Kimkins lawsuit.
wow The links Kimkins.com and Kimmer will go to are amazing.
I'd offer to be a mole but my degree from TT U would give me away. well that and telling all the kimkineetes to flee for their health and buy DANDR.
Gald your BS radar wasn't broken Medusa.
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