THE BIG REVEAL !!! THE KIMKINS POSTER GIRL IS....

.....Crohnie !!!

Stop the presses! It's a landslide!

Public opinion has deemed that Crohnie is the Kimkins Poster Girl at Tippy Toes' Camp Carboway.

NOT!!!

Let me begin by saying that even a trained monkey would have realized that many of the names on the poll were there JUST FOR FUN! I don't know Crohnie from a half-baked potato, but I've got to tell you, she's got a better sense of humor than some of her buddies.

My impeccable and indefatigable sources on the inside have informed me that the Kimkins Poster Girl has made NO posts, NOT ONE, since "joining" Tippy's camp in the first few days of its infancy...which leads me to believe that there was a perfectly plausible reason for her name being on the membership roster.

It puts me in mind of when I had to register at the Eating Low with Amy forum in order to view Tippy's erudite posts before she was thrown out with the bath water by Amy.

And because the Poster Girl has held both her counsel and her voice on the forums, I cannot, in all good conscience, reveal her name.

Now, I know you're all heartbroken, disappointed, and extremely pissed with me. Well, join the ranks.

For your amusement, here are some of the comments I received from Crohnie's cronies:

"you have lost your mind"

"I have never done Kimkins, never liked Kimmer, hate Tippy Toes. But if you seriously think Chronie is one of them, you have seriously lost your mind."

"Chronie - a Kimkins poster girl??? Not."

"If you think its Crohnie, you are insane. Stop badgering people who had nothing to do with Kimkins."

"What was the point of adding Crohnie? give me a break."

And my personal favorite:

"You all are completly insane. Get a life you freakazoids."

Doncha know, girls just wanna have fun...

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN by Cyndi Lauper

DOUBLE-CLICK the PLAY button above, turn up your speakers, and chill :^)

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